Dude, not cool. This coming from a free condoms sign-up sheet on a gay-focused safe sex website makes it worse. (Oh, and the sexuality options are just gay/straight/bisexual, but that’s less egregiously bad.)
The name's Kiran, but I go by Key (mostly because you'd be surprised how many people can't seem to grasp how the former's pronounced). I'm a queer geeky Kiwi klutz who seems to collect mental disorders like some do stamps.