Story of the day.
Recently I explained several of the genders and sexualities to my kid sister using a list of their relevant pride flags (most of whom, once the meaning of the colors is explained, are fairly self-explanatory). She took it really well!
And today I pop in home to find my sister yelling at me, “KEY KEY LOOK AT THIS”. She points at the feather duster pictured (is that what y’all call these? no clue.) and goes “Our feather duster is PANSEXUAL!”
I was in hysterics for a while.